Launched in 2026, Rocks is a faithful revival of the 2017 pet rock experiment, this time on Robinhood Chain. Only 100 rocks can ever be available. Everything is managed by a decentralized smart contract (deployed here) including the buying, selling, and cracking of rocks (though this website is still necessary so you can see pretty pictures of the rocks).
These virtual rocks serve NO PURPOSE beyond being able to be bought and sold, and giving you a strong sense of pride in being an owner of 1 of the only 100 collectible rocks :)
However. Due to a clerical error at the registrar, each rock has been issued its own brokerage account. The accounts fill with tokenized stocks. NVDA, TSLA, GME, whatever the quarry buys. The rocks now hold securities. We apologize for the inconvenience and assure you the rocks remain useless.
How to play: connect to Robinhood Chain and MINE a rock. Not "mint". Mine. Your machine grinds hashes against the current difficulty until it digs one out, right here in this window. Difficulty doubles every 4 rocks. The deeper the quarry goes, the harder the rock. Your rock's account fills automatically as fees flow through the quarry. You may crack your rock open at any time to claim everything inside it. Cracking destroys the rock forever, and every surviving rock accrues faster. The rocks that never crack become boulders of pure net worth.
Own a rock? View your rock's official account statement, holdings report, and annual filing.
rocks@dontemailthis.com | @proofofrocks | Explorer | Filings
Mining is open. Rocks are issued in order. Cracked rocks are gone forever and are displayed below out of respect.
Once you connect, live account values are shown per rock. Any rock listed for sale by its owner can be bought here. Every rock's holdings are public. That is the point.
member SIPC (we are not) · accounts insured by nobody · est. 2026
the rocks are fake. the stocks inside the rocks are real. this is the only part that is not a joke.
registry 0x000000006551c19487814612e58FE06813775758 · FORM 10-ROCK