The registrant hereby certifies that it is a rock, that it has been a rock during the entire reporting period, and that it expects to remain a rock for the foreseeable future. No material changes to the rock have occurred. The rock has not engaged in any business activity, held any asset, or produced anything of value. The registrant respectfully directs shareholders to the fact that this has worked before.
| Asset | Quantity | Cost Basis | Market Value | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nothing | 0.0000 | N/A | N/A | the rock holds nothing |
| Utility | 0.0000 | N/A | N/A | none was issued |
| A strong sense of pride | 1.0000 | purchase price | immeasurable | non-transferable, transfers with the rock anyway |
| TOTAL ACCOUNT VALUE | 1 rock |
The registrant holds no assets, produces no yield, and maintains no positions. This has historically been the entire value proposition. See ITEM 4.
| Field | Value |
|---|---|
| Current owner | connect to view |
| Times sold | -- |
| Currently for sale | -- |
| Listed price | -- |
| Contract vintage | December 2017 (source), resurrected 2026 |
| Events emitted since genesis | 0 (the contract has no events) |
The rock does nothing and management commits to it continuing to do nothing. Historical precedent suggests doing nothing for a sufficiently long period may result in significant appreciation, and also may not. The listing function accepts any price above zero wei. Owners who confuse ether with wei will be relieved of their rock within seconds by parties monitoring for exactly this mistake, as is tradition. This contract predates the NFT standard, emits no events, and cannot be listed on NFT marketplaces without a wrapper that does not currently exist. The value of the rock is a shared belief. The rock itself has no comment.
| Filings | Format | Description | Filing Date | File/Film No. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10-ROCK | Documents | Annual report [rock remains rock, did nothing] Acc-no: 0000000007-26-000001 (34 Act) Size: 1 rock | 2026-08-27 | 001-00007 |
| 8-K | Documents | Notice of resurrection [contract redeployed, unedited] Acc-no: 0000000007-26-000002 | 2026-08-20 | 001-00007 |
| 8-K | Documents | Notice of activity [none occurred] Acc-no: 0000000007-26-000003 | 2026-08-12 | 001-00007 |
| S-1 | Documents | S-1 withdrawn [rock declined to comment, citing being a rock] Acc-no: 0000000007-26-000004 | 2026-08-01 | 001-00007 |
Pursuant to the requirements of nothing, the registrant has duly caused this report to be signed on its behalf by the undersigned, thereunto duly authorized.
By: 🪨
(the rock made its mark)
This statement is a parody. The rock is fake as an investment and real as a rock. The tokenized stocks inside the rock's account are real and verifiable on-chain. This is the only part that is not a joke.
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